I had finally arrived at Bonnaroo 2012 with my friend Meg but when we got there the archway didn’t say “Bonnaroo”, it said “Hunger Games 2012.” So we freaked out and tried to leave but we couldn’t. We’re standing around for the reaping when they announce that this year instead of being called “The Hunger Games” they were calling it “The Drinking Games.” Meg and I ended up being picked as tributes and we won because everyone else ended up drinking themselves to death except us. We were being presented as the winners when the people in charge announced that due to popular demand the games were going to be called “The Drinking Games” next year, too. That’s when Meg and I both raised our hands and yelled, “WE VOLUNTEER! WE VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!”
I have the best dreams and I apparently miss college.